Monday, September 11, 2006

Summer School for Men

I came accross this advert for a summer school for men and I said to myself that I must simple share this with my blogging pals. The prospectus speaks for itself - RES IPSA LOQUITOR!!! Fellow ladies out there, are your men guity of these 'sins' ? Please do hurry and enroll them for these clasees as they are ' hot' and available spaces are getting snapped up rapidly.

My man is a very good man in all respects but I'll heartily enroll him for Class 12 which is the only class he needs to enroll in. Infact, he is also heartily nominated for the position of 'Captain' of Class 12. Why do men feel that going shopping entails just heading into one shop say 'GAP' and doing all ur shopping there. Other shops have to be 'looked at' too. I agree that a man will do all his shopping in 20 - 30 minutes and we ladies will spend 7hours or more buying the same things that the men got from just one shop but thats why we're LADIES!!! (smile)

Anyway, here's the prospectus for any interested ladies out there......................


SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN

AT THE "LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS" REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, September 18, 2006.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor,
Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM. Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Prayer and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day! Well, I just did!!! Ladies and all the homies out there - looking forward to hearing the testimonies from the Summer School................................... (chuckle, chuckle!!)

4 comments:

  1. lol. I wonder if this applies to just boyfriends, husbands, etc. Can brothers be enrolled in them too?

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  2. @ beautifully human: tee hee!! certainly!! brothers are equally guilty and need to be educated too.

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  3. My man is a very good man in all respects but I'll heartily enroll him for Class 12
    contradiction, wouldn't you say?

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  4. Personally, I know a lot of women who a lot of these classes will benefit......but my lips are sealed.

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