Friday, October 20, 2006

The Fours Meme

There’s been a whole lot of tagging flying around in blogville. So I have decided to dedicate a whole week to tagging. This is going to be the first in a series of 3 – 4 different types of tags that I’ve got lined up which will be published one after the other. (consecutively)

London Buki, TP & Desola tagged me... Its so much nicer doing amebo and reading other blog pals answers than having to crack up ur brain looking for answers and my brain is one lazy SOB. * sigh* Didn’t have answers for every question but tried my absolute best which I hope is good enough.

FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. Customer Service Assistant M & S
2. Packing Assistant – Lovefilm.com (DVD Rentals)
3. Legal Advisor
4. Company Secretarial Assistant

FOUR FICTIONAL JOBS YOU WISH YOU HAD
1. Movie Star
2. PA to a famous person and the glitz that comes with it
3. Trying out new sex toys for free and getting to keep the toys too.
4. Getting paid to eat food at restaurants – buffets especially.

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN
1. Legally Blonde 1 & 2
2. Pretty Woman
3. How to loose a guy in ten days.
4. Sweet Home Alabama

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN
1. Calabar
2. Bwari - Abuja
3. Chelmsford - Essex
4. London


FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City
2. Catherine Tate Show, Little Britain
3. Hustle
4. Deal or No Deal
(More than 4 but I do love so many TV shows!!)

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION/TRAVELED TO
1. Kano
2. Jos
3. London
4. Milton Keynes


FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. Blogger.com
2. Yahoo
3. Aol
4. Shutterchance


FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. Ekpang Nkwukwo
2. Chinese Buffet
3. 404 & Plantain
4. Isi Ewu & Ice Cream (lol)

FOUR THINGS YOU WON'T EAT
1. Snake meat
2. Rare Steak (I prefer my meat well done – Thank You.)
3. Tomato Soup - Uuurrrrrgggghhhh!!!
4. Any type of Tinned soup – give me correct peppersoup anytime, anyday.

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD EAT OR DRINK RIGHT NOW
1. Snails – real spicy ones
2. Loads of Smirnoff Ice.
3. Ekpang Nkwukwo
4. 404 & Plantain

FOUR THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM
1. A Bed
2. A Wardrobe
3. Music Box & Book Shelf
4. Reading Table & Laptop

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD IN YOUR BEDROOM
1. Walk – In Wardrobe
2. Designer Shoes and Bags
3. Luxurious Carpet
4. Loads more room and spac
e

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Tracksuit bottoms
2. Tank Top
3. Cream Lacy Bra
4. Cream Lacy Thongs


FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. America - sightseeing
2. Trinidad & Tobago when there’s a carnival
3. Calabar Christmas Carnival
4. All over Europe enjoying the sun and sights


FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Hogwarths practicing those fabulous spells with Hermoine & Harry.
2. Queen of a castle reigning over rich subjects who allow me free reign over their finances.
3. America – serving as first female president
4. Buckingham Palace – dazzling Prince William

FOUR PEOPLE YOU’D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH
1. Julia Roberts
2. George Clooney
3. Reese Witherspoon
4. Oprah

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW
1. How to get over my literature review & project.
2. Winning the Lottery
3. Shoving a bun in the oven ASAP. (Lol!!!)
4. Wishing I could exercise some more.


FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS
1. My Digital Camera
2. My Laptop
3. My Family
4. My Man.


FOUR PEOPLE YOU TAG
1. Everyone who visits my page!!!
2. All my blogpals.
3. My friends
4. My enemies – Good to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.



Pheewwww!!! There – its all done now. Over to you guys and no more tagging please!!!!! I seem to be the only gal in Blogville who ends up with a blank Blog page at least once a fortnight. Had another one of them for about 90minutes last night. My blog page just went all fuschia and blank on me and ate up all my words. LOL. I freaked out!! This time, my sista London Buki came to my rescue. Thanks Gal for watching my back!!

45 comments:

  1. Shoving a bun in your oven? Wow! I like the sound of that. Meaning i'll be an aunty soon? Men, we go show una for North London, allof una wey dey do laik say una no dey eat pepper how to party. We go bloke road for the naming ceremony o. Abeg quick inform me if na bomboy abi abigirl when time reach so I can go and stock up during the January sales at John Lewis (they have correct gears for babies)! Take thos folic acid o. Good girl!

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  2. I love the Catherine Tate show too


    "Am I bovvered?"
    LOL

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  3. LOL @ Shoving!!!

    As for Desola, you are HILARIOUS!!!

    I agree with you, I cannot stand steak with the blood or even the tiniest hint of redness! When I am not a cannibal!

    What is 404 & Plantain?

    Trying out new sex toys? Abeg no injuries oh! Those things look dangerous sometimes! You wanna be a 'sex toy tester' LOL!!!

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  4. @ desola: When bomboy or bomgirl is fertilized and fully settled in the oven, will let u all know. Then when bom-pikin arrives, we will have a North London Vs South London 'Do' for the boogeing competition.

    @ Nosa: I love her schoolgirl charcter too, MINT. Am glad she's recording a christmas special and a new series right now for next season.

    @Buki: No they arent dangerous at all. Quite smooth & slick & suave. You really should try one. These are modern times & d era of women's liberation girl - SIT UP!!

    404 is a calabar delicacy cooked with unripe plantain. How do I describe 404? We take the 'major ingredient' for walks in the park & the sound they make is a 'bark'

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  5. babygirl plz oh... DOES 404 by any chance happen 2 be DOGMEAT!?!?!?!?! plz tell me no.. lol

    LEgally blonde 1 and 2 is the shit and even pretty woman.. classic romance and how sexy is richard gere?i don't know any naija person dat likes tomato soup.. like wtf... oh smirnoff ice is the essence of the night!!! tons of smirnoff ice... bun in the oven eh? I'm no english major but is that a metaphor for SOMETHING??

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  6. Very very interesting. I like this. Might i add that George Clooney is quite a hunk too. I smell good taste, lol

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  7. You stole my Georgie!!! So U like Mr. Clooney too eh???

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  8. I still have to respond to this tag ... lol, I'll get to it!

    I love how your family and man come in after your digital camera on your list of things you love!

    Oh by the way, George Clooney can't make dinner at your's because he'll be round at mine!!

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  9. Interesting underwear you've got on there missy........

    Isi Ewu and Ice Cream ?? Are you having a laugh?

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  10. @OWNB: Yes my darling, I'm afraid it is. Will serve u some when u come visiting in Calabar. LOL Oh all this atlka bout 404, I can perceive the aroma already - makes me yearn for some RIGHT NOW!

    @jem,1982, nyemoni: We have dinner practically every week - @ mme tussards. lol

    @boso: Isi Ewu is hot and the Ice cream cools down the pepper as u go along. LOL. It was a joke. A popular radio presenter in calabar yabbed girls that when u take them out - they want to do Ajea and longerthroat and request for Isi Ewu & Ice Cream together. Does anyone do that? LOL.

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  11. DOGGGGG, 404 is dog. Calabar girl I disown you! lolllll

    I can't even imagine it oh.

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  12. now you've got me craving snails :(

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  13. My father in heaven...You actually have eaten and crave do meat....I am almost in tears. No way...Are you for real?

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  14. @ Tminx & Uzo: What are you guys talking about? This used to be the constant saturday lunch at our home when I was younger. My fathers friends would all contribute money - my mum would buy the unripe plantain, my dad would order a fat '***' it would be slaughtered in our backyard, come 1pm his friends would land and a sumptious meal would begin. Ahh we kids got more than enough and lipsmacking is an understatement. EVERY SATURDAY!!
    My dad got quite a reputation for this saturday lunch in Calabar. I can assure you we always had quite a few uninvited guests for lunch.

    Sorry gals but no one would bat an eyelid about this in calabar. U should all try it someday you know - U'll all be totally converted. LOL.

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  15. Yeah I noticed ur page was blank last nite hmm, sexy outfit u have on, hmm it quickens the bun in the oven process! Dog meat ke, I thought it was a myth o!

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  16. aaargghhhhhhhhhhhhhh Calabar Gurl... dog meat? B but.. buttttiii...it's a dog. :( . How does it taste like? what's the texture like? kai Osanobua! *shiversss
    ehn, if u can eat am 4 dog u shld be able to consume am for uncooked steak na...
    jk/ i kid i kid....

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  17. Calabar gurllllllllllllllllllllllll.
    bu bu..buutttti it's dog meat. :( what does it taste like? what's the texture like? kai! Osanobua!..well.... why do u have issues eatn red steak... u shld be able to eat anythin jor..even snake meat.. u frontn jor...
    lol.. jk/ I kid I kid..

    *sigh!

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  18. oh dang!!! thank came up 2wice... sowwwy

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  19. @ belle: u go girl. snails are good 4 u.

    @biodun: yes it freaked me out last night and no its not a myth its true. LOL

    @y: LOL uncooked steak no be properly cooked, spiced and seasoned 404 abeg. Calabr people no dey chop 'rare' food abeg. The difference is clear. It tastes like any other type of meat. nice yummy texture with its own distinct flavour.

    I hear say na una dey chop snake meat say e resemble ice fish. Fronting no dey this one oh!! I'll stick to the ones my parents taught me how to eat. LOL

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  20. Calabar gurl I know u and Edet had smth in common ..404 .. omo am suspecting ya dad o,cos a lot of snoop were reported missing around ya area sometime back ..LOL

    Dont tell me u went to FGGC Bwari?

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  21. Ah you finally did yours, you can't tag me, I tagged you! LOL @ trying out new sex toys, very kinky ;-)
    I don't like rare steak either and I can't imagine eating dog meat. Do quick with the bun in the oven, making it is half the fun, ha ha ha ....

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  22. I think your blog is possessed. Or your enemies are afta you. Why else will it keep disappearing. Ooh! I gat the perfect reason: it's a witch and it disappears for its meetin wit the other witch blogs. Hmmm

    You wanna eat snails? Ewww yucky! (yes i know i sound like a child).

    *whispering* don't u know they look like vaginas?

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  23. Oh my gosh! I'm shrieking here. Dog?? Oh God, this gal u're making me cry. But they're man's best friend!

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  24. Oh my goodness I LOVE Hustle, I used to stay up late nights just to catch it on the time shift channel, and then stupid Canada stopping showing it. Am surprised you're not a fan of Footballers' Wive$

    I always wondered do all "***s" taste the same? Is a chihuahua softer meat as compared to a husky dog or a german Sheppard?!!

    And just because am not nice...My mama came in from Naija not too long ago, she didn't bring me garri or maggi or dried fish...she brought me FRIED SNAIL,nicely seasoned with fresh pepper....OH YESSSSS, and it wasn't some of 'em tiny escagots u get at the silly fancy resturants, the big ones, you know you have to take three bites from the first side, then three from the other side then relaxxxxx....UHM.Its going to be a lovely winter:)

    :) I'LL BE BACK

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  25. @Naija Bloke: Me n Edet have more than a lot in common. LOL!! Went to FGGC Calabar, not FGGC Bwari. Was at NLS, Bwari for a year.

    @TP: the sex toys are off the hook!! There was a lady who collapsed in Asda Supermarket last year - turns out she just got some vibrating pants and decided to wear them out of her crib. Enough Orgasms and she collapsed from not being able to stop the tremors. LOL The sale of vibrating pants shot through the roof after that story got out. LOL

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  26. @vera: LOL at my blog. I was beginning to think it was my fingers or remote control. I suspect it went for a 'meeting' but has been arrested and all those evil wandering spirits cast out of it. LOL. No matter what snails look like, I still love them. Tooo bad u cant be converted girl - close ur eyes visualise you're eating somethings else and take a bite out of it. its yum yum.

    LOL@ dog meat - u guys are making such a fuss. I was taught how to eat it and I still like it. Its just like in India where the cow meat we eat everyday is worshipped and reverred and you cant convince them cowmeat is lovely. 404 - alive is ok and I dont mind having them as friends. Its just that when its time to go, its time to go and they just have to retire to the right place - my digestive system!!!

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  27. @Mamarita: hiya and welcome to my page. Hustle is so lovely and interesting and I love footballers wives too. those naughty footballers and their WAGS. The meme's asked for four and I couldnt fit it all in. Some just had to be relegated to the background.

    OOOOhhh!! I'm jealous you've got those mighty snails all to urself. Send some down here ASAP - puhlease?????

    As per the 404, they all taste the same babes - no matter what breed they are. Soft, succulent and juicy. Ah my olfactory buds are rearing to go. Please stop talking about 404 you guys - its making me long for some more and more. Its been 24months without any and I may just be forced to catch my neighbours *** or that stray *** that hangs around my street for some retirement into my ........

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  28. Chineke o, the only calabar gal that i love just finished me. 404 ke? No be that thing be dat( i no wan talk d name o). M ei no go come for the naming ceremony o. I go warn Desola sef.


    I will tag you again next week sweerie, i have got some coming.

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  29. I agree with Jem that George Clooney is a hunk. He's soooo handsome. Check out this month's issue of Vanity Fair.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/


    MJ

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  30. @temmy: babes, please make sure u come. I promise not to force 404 down all ur throats. LOL

    @nurse ratched: Thanks. Will check vanity fair ASAP for my love.

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  31. Thanks girl for the comment on my blog.

    Damn U eat 404?
    I hate that thing

    Take care

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  32. nice collection of fours... :)

    begin a movie star might be a headache. I never tried it, but why not for some time :)
    I liked the getting paid to eat at restraunt. However, I wouldn't share the same fav movies.
    It looks like your bedroom is quiet simple in the way it has been arranged. Me and Wife are thinking of re-doing the whole furniture in my bedroom

    The people I would love to have dinner with are:
    My family
    Sean Connery
    Kristin Dunst
    Nelson Mandela

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  33. @Quennie & azuka: I love it!!! LOL

    @mixmax: You're tagged!! will be checking out ur page for the four meme's.

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  34. oh my goodness!! I was feeling hungry b4 but now all this talk of dog meat has made my appetite disappear fast!!!!

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  35. 404? You are brave o! Not for eating it, for owning up.

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  36. Nice tag and interesting answers. Hey I am a big fan of desperate housewives and deal or no deal.

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  37. @beautifully human: lol. Never say Never love. (smile)

    @in and around my head: Thanks. The confession has realled stirred things up no be small. lol

    @masablog: Will check ur blog. Cheers.

    @starry nights: Another deal or no deal & desperate housewives lover. Our club is expanding daily. (smile)

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  38. Vibrating wetin!!!!..mehn which kain world be this... vibrating panties again.i hope sucking bra never comot o.

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  39. @Naija Bloke: LOL Ann Summers dosent want us ladies to suffer from lack of TLC when u guys decide to make yanga. (smile)

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  40. damn!...i always thought that 404 thing was a rumor.....say: do you get 404 in Jand? *just curious*

    @Vera: look what you've caused...
    now i'll be thinking of vaginas anytime i'm munching on a snail,...wait aminute is that bad? ;)

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  41. @gorimakpa: Ah! I love myself and dont want RSPCA on my neck here so all desires for 404 is held at abeyance by me until I get to my darling calabar.

    You be yeye boy!!! Munching smails and thinking of vagina's. LOL. "Is that bad?" Depends on which angle you view it from I guess? LOL

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  42. Lofty dreams! First Female American Presido" Dreams are good oh, but they are mostly ....well dreams!

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  43. I like your choice in movies and I am also a Desperate Housewives fan!! You could be a mystery shopper and get paid to eat at restaurants for free.

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