|Vice President Yemi Osibanjo and Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar|
Vice President Yemi Osibanjo visited Atiku Abubakar at his home recently. Excepts from a possible conversation between the pair after the cut.
Osinbajo: Baba, you must teach me the rudiments of chop and clean mouth o.
Atiku: So soon? It's not even 48 hours since you were sworn in.
Osinbajo: I'm not here to sell chin-chin o. Why postpone till tomorrow what you can do today?
Atiku: Good, good. You are a natural; you came almost fully made.
Osinbajo: (grins sheepishly) I learned from the best. Baba Tinubu is a seasoned teacher.
Atiku: (nods) But beside some of us, Tinubu is a learner o.
Osinbajo: I know, and that is why I have come to you. Baba, I must not come and just go like a snake on a mountain. Everyone before me left footprints in the account of this federation; mine must not be different o. I am not in Abuja to play.
Atiku: Relax, I understand you. But what about what the President said at the swearing in?
Osinbajo: Wait, that speech? You think he wrote it? You think Baba cares about Shakespeare? I gave the task to some of the yoots following me around.
Atiku: Ok. Still, we must be careful. If Buhari discovers, this conversation never happened. Walahi, I will disown you. I am too old to go to kirikiri o.
Osinbajo: Baba, he won't find out. Didn't you hear of my exploits when I served under Baba Tinubu. I was his MVP; he said I learn quickly and I am his best student.
Atiku: Good. The training is not free o. You must drop something.
Osinbajo: No problem Baba. Let Monday come, I will see what I can raise.
Atiku: Ok. Oya, chant the #Change slogan because of the detele yoots and lukmans standing at my back. They are always excited when they hear that slogan.
Osinbajo: (laughs) APC!
Atiku and the Lukmans: Change! Sai Baba! Sai Nigeria! Sai national cake.
Una Good evening o.