Friday, July 24, 2015

Walk Naked In America Day?!?!?

Is tomorrow "Walk Naked In America Day?"  Adontbelivit!  Found this post on Facebook:

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PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY..............
"WALK-NAKED-IN-AMERICA-DAY " !!!!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked woman,
Other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide. 

So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, ALL American women
Are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
Weed out any neighborhood terrorists....

(Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.)
All patriotic men ARE to position themselves in lawn chairs with coolers,
in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women
And to PROVE... that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does NOT approve of alcohol, a cold 30-pack
of beer at your side is FURTHER proof of your patriotism.

God Bless America!!

P.S. ----If you don't share this, you could be considered a terrorist-sympathizing,
Lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.


P.S:  The American government appreciates your effort to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorism activity?!?!?



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